You wouldn't do that in a zombie apocolypse

Easter?

Such a boring day. This sucks.

I wish the human body had something called game mode where a person can turn off basic things, like having to eat or go to the bathroom.

I hate when friends give me shit for not talking to them for a while or make me look bad, when they also made no effort to talk to me. It works both ways guys.

Journalism class

My professor wiped her mouth after writing on the dry erase board. She is now hitler.